You can learn a lot from fuzzy "cousins"

[jomom]

Pygmy chimps make love instead of fighting like regular chimps and humans. Their society is also run by females. Isn't that nice?

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[damndirtydan]

Yeah, but they're all short and little and shit. If pygmy chimps ran the world, there'd be no basketball. And with a matriarchal society I'd have no horrors of testosterone fueled decisions to complain about.

[jomom]

dude, i wasn't saying we should give world power to pygmy chimps. all im saying is that they are interesting little chimps because they fuck all the time.

[damndirtydan]

Hmm.. to be a pygmy chimp....