Doing my part in the War On Christmas

[jon_ezra]

EDIT: As written up pointed out in legalese by stephdrayPlease accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice

Comments

[lunathecat]

That IS rather amusing. The only way it could have been more complete is if they added gender identity in next to sexual orientation.

the voice actually seems rather secular. Is that because we associate secularity with political correctness? Maybe I'm overthinking this joke.

[jon_ezra]

I think the idea was legalese/political correctness...which in this country should be secular.

And yeah, you may be overthinking it a bit. ;-)

[adamdray]

Steph is bad about attributions. She didn't write that. Google a bit of it.

Anyway, lawyers don't have souls, so it has to be secular. ;)

[jon_ezra]

Ah, so she didn't. Correction made. :-)

hey

[bsacks]

Hey, awesome post!!

How have you been? How is everything?

Re: hey

[jon_ezra]

I've been doing well. Finished the semester, so home now for winter break which is nice. I need to start looking for a job, though.