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Things really can change in a couple of days. I thought that this week would be a 'free' week; 'free' in the sense that I could 'unwind from a whole lotta stuff I've had to do' sense, not in the 'laze around the house watching porn' sense. Although there's a slim difference between the two, the second is definitely messier and requires more tact.
Instead, I've been working pretty non-stop on the show but I think that'll be over soon and I'll once again have some time to breathe. It's mostly been remixing the old episodes and trailers so that they comply with all copyright standards, that kind of thing. It's been pretty stressful I'll admit, but it just feels so damn good to get it all over and done with that I'll gladly sacrifice a couple of hours of sleep in order to get things straightened up.
Guys are simple creatures. It shouldn't be a surprise then, that when I sat down with a buddy for coffee and told him that I hadn't been sleeping much and was particularly high strung, his first question was, 'When did you last get your rocks off?'
'By myself, or with female assistance?'
'Either or. It's the same physiological reaction, anyways.'
'Uhh...whoa...about a week or something.'
'That's it! All you've gotta do is pick up some porn, find a bathroom, and massage your worries away.'
I tried it (minus the porn, because I have a vivid imagination,) and failed! I got home today after that little meeting, took one look at my hand, and thought, 'God...all I want is sleep...is that too much to ask?'
But enough about that. This is my time!
Monday sure was a good day for receiving stuff. In fact, every single piece of mail that came to the door was addressed to me! In addition to my new laptop and wireless router, I also got a few bills (which I've already paid off, thank you) and a nice little surprise package.
A few months ago, I answered an e-mail questionnaire about my sex life, with the random prize being a package of twenty condoms, and guess who won?
That's right, it wasn't Scott Baio, or Lleyton Hewitt, or even that crazy guy from 'Survivorman,' it was me! So now I've got four types each of the following Durex products:
- Performax
- High Sensation
- Natural Feeling
- Intense Sensation, and
- Extra Sensitive
Woo!
Yup, that was completely unnecessary, but hey: it's 1.34 in the morning and I'm waiting for my laundry to finish up.
On a totally unrelated note, if I end up with a girl like Minnie Driver, I will die a very happy man.