I feel I should direct you toward my other MySpace profile used for advertising my services and products in the guise of posters and flyers and whatnot. So yes. If you are some sort of insane silly person stupid enough to give me money to design some appalling poster, please add http:// ( Read more... )

really, I usually don't give a flying fuck about Valentines but when it hit midnight my mind automatically knew to go into emo mode. I know I'll see couples tomorrow and imagine them bursting into flame as I often do to cheer myself up ( Read more... )

Nohari thingymabobber ( Read more... )

Andy 'The Beast' Yeeeeeeeeee has organised yet another fabulous Sputnik event. You will all go, you have no choice in the matter, for if you want to say you have lived you must have attended at least one Sputnik night. But find out more from Ye-Man, by the power of grayskull ( Read more... )

Today my second cousin came to my house. She is a baby. Six months old. I melted. I want one. Oh dear ( Read more... )

Dreams are wonderful things.

Tell me about your odd dreams.

I will sleep now, and dream that I have an interesting life/ license to kill/ girlfriend/ jetpack/ all of the above...

I WANT ONE AND WANT ONE NOW.

IF I DON'T GET ONE I WILL BE VERY VERY CROSS. REFUSAL TO BUY ONE OF THESE FOR ME WOULD BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKES YOU'D EVER MAKE, I CAN'T HAVE IT AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT!

GET ME ONE.

http://www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org/

HOLY. SHIT.

I visited the cinema last night to see Memoirs of a Geisha. I was disappointed. They changed it too much. They had the perfect basis for a good movie within the book, and then some dolt with the intellect of a wilting Daisy had the bright idea of changing it so that it was barely recognisable. Now, I'm not the brightest button and even I know ( Read more... )

Post a picture of my lookalike (via the wonders of Google image search) and I will reply with a picture of your lookalike (or who i think is your lookalike ( Read more... )

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of ( Read more... )