Topic 174: Write a fan letter

[jon_r_meyers]

Dear Gerard Butler,

Please tie me up, hurt me and fuck me.

Please come over and growl at me.This is so weird as I've never written a fan letter before, but you gotta start somewhere, aye? I'm trying not to make this sound creepy - I get enough of those myself to last for both of us

Comments

[no_bedof_roses]

This is delightfully funny and just...wow. Just perfectly done! Bravo!

[jon_r_meyers]

Thank you!

:)

[callme_gerry]

Dear Jonathan - just call me Jon - Rhys Meyers,

You're direct. I like direct.

If only I knew where you lived.

That makes two of us because I don't remember ever getting a fan letter like this before. And aye, I get my fair share of them too, and after Phantom, fuck!

I had this one pair a while back. Looked like the person had worn them for a week. Serious...in a it needed a Hazmat team to deal with it. No, just joking. I've even had someone hand me a pair after an interview I did on Leno.

Yeah, the kids are cute, and at least they're innocent about it. I'm still stunned that people even think like that. But it's cool, very cool. Yeah, I agree with that, on a few counts.

Why thank you. It is surprising our paths haven't crossed yet, we should meet up sometime. I could learn quite a bit from you too, I'm sure. And I thought you were really good in Alexander, although 300 kicked its arse.

Sincerely,
Gerard - call me Gerry - Butler

[jon_r_meyers]

Dear Gerry,

Why waste time when you can cut right to the chase?

I'm sending you my card along with this reply.

A week? Ew. Seriously, Gerry, ew.

Want to meet up for a drink? Then we can discuss Alexander vs. 300. I'm not sure I can let this stand like that.

Waiting for a response,
Jon

[callme_gerry]

Dear Jon,

You've got a very good point.

Got it. New York, that's good.

Well, I don't know if it was a week. It just looked like it. But aye, seriously ewww.

Let me know when and where, and we can get down to discussion.

And waiting for yours,
Gerry

[jon_r_meyers]

Dear Gerry,

When - what about tomorrow afternoon? Where - just come to my place, then we'll find a place to go to.

Seeing you very soon,
Jon

[xan_trick_king]

*grin*
Hey Jon, if you get to meet him, I wanna come along too. That is one hot man!

[jon_r_meyers]

*snickers*

Yes, isn't it?

[xan_trick_king]

If you get lucky, I want details, pal.

[jon_r_meyers]

Of course! You'll get all the naughty details.