Coming soon, to a theatre near you:
They're coming to get us! Run!
Reporting from the scene, formerly straight reporter Sammy has no idea that...
He's about to be gayed! Oh the humanity!
I hear she's their leader! If you see her, run!
Yep... proof positive... she's gay... and she's going to EAT YOU.
This cute little fellow couldn't harm a fly...
But he could make you GAY! Dun dun dun!!!
Remember... it's in the blood!
Rated NC-17. Starts Friday at Theatres Everywhere.