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"I'm not hungry. I'm not cold. I can wipe my old behind. I'm doing great." - Some cab driver

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You would think people are showing up at Christians' homes with guns forbidding them to celebrate Christmas ( Read more... )

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Now that's what I call heroism. We've got people out here wasting time feeding the hungry or dying in wars, when they could just be posting a video on Youtube denouncing the Holy Spirit. Color me impressed.

So since I've finally done the cool thing and created a myspace account, I've heard from a lot of people I haven't heard from in years. Some of them I don't even remember. Strangely enough, every single person I didn't remember happened to be a girl who went on to be a nude model. I guess they remembered my stunning good looks and great personality ( Read more... )

When your vision sucks as bad as mine does, sometimes you initially misread things. Imagine catching a glimpse of a passing truck and seeing an F-bomb, then looking closer and finding that it was a completely different word. I'm sure this kind of thing happens to everyone occasionally, but it happens to me on a daily basis ( Read more... )

Ever notice how the word "embarrassed" sounds kind of like bare-assed? I bet that's where the word came from.

I am so clever I scare myself.

One of the greatest moments in N64 history, courtesy of YouTube.

I should warn you that this is from one of the grossest, most immature games of all time.

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Sung's mom is in my living room playing video games all by herself.

Either Hell just froze over or the Nintendo Wii is the most amazing video game system in the history of the cosmos.