None of you will do this.

[jonathan_jones]

Post here anonymously what you think about me. You could have a crush on me, hate my guts, whatever. But confess anonymously what you think about me.

Comments

[anonymous]

I had a big crush on you. I wonder if you felt the same; you and i had a lot of sexual tension. You will never know who i am

[jonathan_jones]

How anticlimactic.

Doesn't my ghost admirer give me a hint or something?

[anonymous]

Maybe. Do you even post here anymore?

[jonathan_jones]

Only when my email alerts me someone commented here!