Sundays make my heart ache.

[jonathan_owens]

Why oh why does Sunday have to be the one day for no mail. I dread this day. Oh Mandy, I need to see you in that British style vehicle blazing down Sunny Days Blvd. with your hair blowing some aquanet into the wind. God I just wait each day at 4:03pm to see that vision of love and candy hearts

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Jon, it's your bro

[anonymous]

Yo sucka-
Mom just wanted me to tell you to that she got the cable bill today and youre in deep shizznit. How the HELL could you watch 537 hours of the Spice channel in a MONTH? in all honesty you should be DEAD from jacking off that much. But yea...Mom's pissed.
Your bro,
Guy Owens
p.s that girl with the lazy eye called again. Call her back so she stops tying up our phone line, I'm waiting for a call from some hot bitches.

oh dear.

[jonathan_owens]

I don't know what you are talking about!
I am NO Pee-Wee Herman Guy...oh I'm SORRY...please no more "2 for flinching". You know I have lyme disease and bruise easily. Where's my milk?

bitches love me cos they know that i can fuck

[anonymous]

DUDE-
You know exactly what I'm talking about! I mean cmon dude! You watched "Debbie Does Dallas" over 16 times.
And you get 6 for flinching biatch!
-Guy

Mom loves me MORE

[jonathan_owens]

That is a classic film.
I don't think you want me to tell Mom about your little perverse fantasties now DO you?
Muhaha, I FINALLY have the one up.

(I just wanted to sound tough for Mandy, 6 for flinching is a bit extreme don't you think? Last time you tried that I think my bowels fell out. I haven't past feces in a week.)

[tledork]

dude bring me back my freakin donkey kong game, youve had it for months!!!!!
*t*

Donkey Kong is a bit scary. :(

[jonathan_owens]

I know you said I could borrow it, not take it for all enternity!
Have you ever noticed the way Diddy Kong jumps? It's so poetic.
>sigh< I miss Mandy.