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You know what I hate? Auto-flushing toilets. Only I should decide when the poopy I make is flushed. Stupid America, taking our rights one by one.
What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina? Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded ( Read more... ) -
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Wow. I haven't updated in almost two years. Two freaking years have gone by. Two freaking years! Holy Shit! For some reason, I had thought some months, a year at most, at gone by. Holy shit I'm 23. No turning back now ( Read more... ) -
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So I am now a proud(?) drone for AppleIllinois, Inc. as well as Darden Resteraunts. I have a meeting tommorrow at 3:00 to tie up loose ends. (They tried to get me into orientation without showing me the kitchen, letting me speak to the general manager, figuring out a schedule (since I'll be working two jobs), or tell me how much the job pays. I ( Read more... ) -
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I've been downloading The Get Up Kids and playing TFC all night. Talk about nostalgia, this feels just like high school all over again ( Read more... ) -
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So I've never stiffed a waitress at a restaurant until today. Waffle House has never been so absolutely fucking horrid. We went in at about 1:45 for a late breakfast. It must have been a shift change, because one girl came up and took our drink order, than a different one brought our coffees out. We placed our order around 2:00, and we didn't get ( Read more... ) -
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Man, it's been more than two months since an update. So I will ( Read more... ) -
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So, yesterday at Castaway Cay, I proceeded to get hammered and then go snorkeling. Which might have been going about things in the wrong order. The snorkeling was amazing, though. Crystal clear water, schools of enormous fish everywhere, coral, everything. It was gorgeous. I was in the water for about 2 hours and my back looks like... like... well ( Read more... ) -
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Detroit. (friday)
-Bought a Maxim Magazine. Slept a lot.
Orlando. (friday)
-Slept more.
Cocoa Beach. (friday/saturday)
-Swam in the ocean.
-Cried like a bitch when something big brushed against my leg in the ocean ( Read more... )