Comments | jonbin: cuz lynard tol me to

jonbin

cuz lynard tol me to

Apr 14, 2004 02:57

NOW! I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. you better do it! seriously. do it!

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moldielocks April 14 2004, 07:16:25 UTC

1. what is it like dating the hottest hotty in hottyland?
2. who invented it cheeselog and why?
3. will smoking crayons instead of cigarettes ever be cool?

jonbin April 14 2004, 08:53:55 UTC

1. it's like livin down by the chadahoochie. i learned how to swim and i learned who i was...etc.
2. aliens invented the cheese log with their hot lava anal probes also known as nachos bel grande because they are mean.
3. hell yeah bitches. i'll market that shit to toddlers along with premium sniffable glue and crack laced play-doe.

epsonphoto April 15 2004, 12:09:28 UTC

1. will you ever get a different apartment?
2. what is your most favorite book to ever live.
3. will you always live in dallas?

jonbin April 15 2004, 12:31:56 UTC

1. no. i will move into some sort of house/duplex. i want to be really loud sometimes and aprtments suck. and i'm sure my parents are tired of me storing all my music junk at their house. and i want a puppy dog. and i want a grill in the back yard. and and and...
2. as a teenager it was "ender's game". now anything by ayn rand...SIKE!!!...!! i really dont know. right now i'm reading "one hiundred years of solitude", "microserfs", "the sword of islam" and "memnoch the devil".
3. i like dallas. it's neat. i could definetly live somewhere a little more clean and calm though.

moldielocks April 15 2004, 13:42:10 UTC

i want a puppy. really really bad. and a house. sooooooooo bad.
you read too many books at once. your a freak. i can't read two at a time let alone 4. i think you should read more. try 59843905843025432-
i think you want to live in nacogdoches. everyone should live there sometime in their life so they can fully appreciate the city.

molikewhoa April 15 2004, 16:31:03 UTC

1. are your head and ass the exact same size?
2. why, jon? WHY!?!?!
3. do you know that i stole a zapruder sequence shirt from your car?

jonbin April 15 2004, 17:01:52 UTC

1. the golden rule biatch...look it up!
2. because i do what i want!!!
3. yes, i saw you take it. now i will steal your chump dads white penny loafers while he's wearing them.