i'm a few days late in posting this, but this was my holiday weekend in a nutshell. thursday night i saw t3...it sucked. went to bed around 2am woke up around 7 to make it to the parade by 8:30. marched in the parade with a 30 pound bass drum that damn near killed me. i think i lost around 20 pounds in water weight in less than an hour. we ( Read more... )

linzy and i want to go camping. anyone know of any cool places around here? within three or four hours? i guess the coast isn't out of the question, but camping on the beach is not so great. and if anyone wants to go, you're welcome to...unless your name is sam. ; )

once a nerd, always a nerd. i just got an e-mail inviting me to join in the woodrow wilson alumni marching band for this years 4th of july parade. we're supposed to break out our favorite pair of white short shorts and our neato red polo shirts and meet up before hand for a little revery and punch ( Read more... )

our cds and t-shirts are in. i did the art on both of them so i think they look pretty sweet and cool. we'll be at club dada tomorrow night if anyone wants to buy one. muddy waters soon...more to follow. they're actually pretty good sounding, so feel free to splurge. you can e-mail us here, zaprudersequence@yahoo.com and we'll send you one. ( Read more... )

so i was just out of bed yesterday morning around 8:30 eating breakfast when my door was nearly knocked off its hinges by what sounded like a battering ram. after nearly pissing myself i peaked out the window and saw that my apartment was surrounded by squad cars and dudes were all running around with uzi's and ak-47s. i was like, "man dudes, i ( Read more... )

i wonder if boogers and mucus contain any sustainence. because if they did, i could survive for like a year on what is running down my face right now. and this post nasal drip is about as filling as a Christams ham. mmmmmmMMM! my neck is tired as hell from supporting this snot filled head and my brain hurts. pretty soon i think ze snot might be ( Read more... )

how have i never listened to echo and the bunnymen. they were always one of those bands i just assumed i'd heard and wasn't too into. but i was on that direct connect goodness last night and downloaded the new white stripes (badass), the new blur (suckass), and some echo and the bunnymen albums. amongst other stuff and that shit was like way ( Read more... )

i stood on the scale at tom thumb the other day and it said i was nearly 50 pounds over weight. BULLSHIT! at my skinniest i was still 30 pounds over weight according to that crap bastard scale. at 6'3" you're apparently supposed to be no heavier than 165. maybe if you're a weak ass sissy. i however am strong! my biceps must weigh a good 20 ( Read more... )

once upon a time, "the man" took 50 or so beer swilling frat kids in their third senior year at east texas a&m and beat the shit out of em for a while in a deep dark undergound chamber. (hey, somebody said there'd be tiddies and beer). these super science fuckers continued beating these assholes for like 40 days and 40 nights til they were good ( Read more... )

summer time = vacation time. i figure since it's going to be so damned hot here, why not go to mexico? i wanna hang out on the beach and fry like bacon! now who's going with me? we should all go. it'll be the most fun ever had by anyone ever. you know it will...especially if all of us buddies and palls go! so who wants to start planning?