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[jonbosco]

 So this guy is in his doctor's office and the doctor says, "I think you need to stop masturbating".

And the guy says, "Why?".

"Because I'm trying to examine you".

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[crosstables]

So Queen Elizabeth is touring one of Britain's finest hospitals with the hospital's director. As she passes one room, she spies a man masturbating furiously. Taken aback, she says to the director, "And what is THAT?" The director calmly replies, "that man has a rare condition in which he must reach orgasm eight times a day or else die from a burst prostate." The Queen nods sagely and moves on.

Later in the tour, she looks into another room and sees a beautiful nurse giving a man a blowjob. "And what is THAT?" she asks. The director replies curtly, "same condition, better health plan."

[loricae]

A woman walks up to the pharmacist's window and says, "What's this Vinagra I hear about?"
The pharmacist says, "It's Viagra, and it helps men with erectile disfunction."
"Can you get it over the counter?"
"I can if I take two."