What the Lobster Saw

[lucy_locket]

Title: ‘What the Lobster Saw.’
Authors: Abby (cherry_soup888) and Lucy (lucy_locket)
Rating: NC17 SEX, SEX, SEX AND MOUSSE
Warnings/Spoilers: Oh I can’t even…begin to describe…Just erm…slash. And shark metaphors. And bad porn lol.
Characters: Ben/Esai (Esai - Mexican Guy. Or Mexican Gay as Lucy called him.)
Disclaimer: We don’t own Shark Attack 3 Megalodon. We do - the DVD

Comments

[mizzclara]

Oh my.

You must write more often.

[lucy_locket]

Squeee! Thanks babe! Glad you like.

...and maybe we will....hehe. I have an idea about blowjobs in the boat, haha.

[cherry_soup888]

Hello lovely claire, thank you! Yes, Lucy should definately write more sex!

[suki_blue]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Great porn!! Happy Tuesday to us all! You realise I won't be able to watch this film like a normal person.

Also, loved your Author notes. Hahahaha, hilarious!

[lucy_locket]

AAAAAH *HUGS* Thanks, wifey! =D Lol, is it possible to watch this movie normally?

[cherry_soup888]

LOL, thank you! I love the author notes more than the fic so cheers!
So glad you enjoyed reading it, no one watches this film normally, it's too damn funny!

[sazzat]

THIS WAS FREAKING AWESOME!

Do not doubt yourself so much bb! Made of win =D

You should for shiz write more fic =D

[lucy_locket]

*hugs* I'm so glad you like it, darling. And I think we probably will be writing again in the future. Maybe even Torchwood next time. I've been told my Esai is quite Ianto-ish, so maybe I could pull it off AHAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THAR?

[cherry_soup888]

Thankies, Lucy should definately write more! It was fucking brilliant, she was awesome!
Cheers for reading sarah.

[throwthebones]

LOL THIS WAS THE BEST THING EVAR IN MY LIFE! BEST PORN IN THE WORLD. Who knew lobster was such an aphrodisiac!

I was having uncontrollable giggle fits throughout the whole thing, starting with the Author's Notes! Now I definitely have to watch SA3, in a whole new light, of course. Shame Esai's shark bait (OOH HA HA)

OMG This is such win I have no words. ILUBOTH FOR MAKING THIS.

[lucy_locket]

AHAHAHAHAHA *HUGS* THANKS! I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT! =D

ILU FOR READING! =D And I'm sure they fit in at least one more fuck before the shark. Esai has to get his go on top like.

[throwthebones]

:D :D :D :D I LOVE IT.t

OMG You totes have to write their before-Easi-falls-victim-to-growling-shark fuck. PLZ. ILU2! :D

Btw, this is the hottest icon evar thanks for making it! :D

[lucy_locket]

OMG WE WILL TOTALLY FUCKING WRITE THAT SHIZ! =D OMGSHOES! Aww, the last fuck of Esai's young life. And Ben'll be all emo about everyone bein' killed by sharks so he'll be wanting to fuck the pain away. And Esai is only too willing to help. HAI THAR MEXICAN COCK! Esai so has to be top in that one. It must be so.

And thanks! *hugs*

[theohsocurlyone]

I was already giggling like a fool, then I only noticed the title for the first time and completely lost it. Genius, girls!

'I can't help the fact that women find me attractive, Esai. I mean, have you SEEN my ass?'

I haven't seen SA3, and I'm almost afraid to; it looks like shite warmed up, but I cannot imagaine anyone saying that line other than Barrowman. It was made for him!

[lucy_locket]

Yay, thanks babes! =D

And SA3 is as bad as that and worse - in a brilliantly awful way. It's like a train wreck...you just can't look away.

[cherry_soup888]

Lol the title made me laugh for hours!
Thank you for reading!
Glad you liked it!