Yeah.

Single-handedly cleaning my apartment because no one else will is pretty awesome.

I want to fucking hit something.

I'm really sick of being fucked over.

Again and again and again and again.

I'm sorry I'm not a douchebag/cunt-rag/asshole.

Being a decent human being doesn't really do anything for my life. So fuck it.

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BEN FOLDS FIVE REUNION!?

WHAT THE FUCK!???!!

I just got the most bizarre spam email ever ( Read more... )

Matt Jones: Friend Extraordinaire, But never anything more.

Fuck my life and my lack of ability to be in a relationship.

I haven't had more than a hug in essentially 2 years.

It's cool.

I'll just be here when the douchebag boyfriend does something stupid.

Awesome.

Just saw The Dark Knight.

All I can say.

Stop reading.

Go see it now. SO FUCKING GOOD.

GO!

GO!

For those who are just tuning in, I left on Thursday morning (4 AM to be exact), to go see the Hold Steady in Baltimore last night, and in NYC tomorrow afternoon ( Read more... )

George Carlin died today.

What the fuck.

Rest In Peace George. You were one of the best of all time.

1937-2008.

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so we got our new puppy yesterday.

And she's currently sleeping in my lap. And it's the fucking cutest thing.

ever.