Does that come in flavour-free?

[jonesiexxx]

I'm sitting at my local sushi restaurant, minding my own business, when two women are seated at the table next to me. Mid-30s, professional

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[petzipellepingo]

Hee!

[jonesiexxx]

I know! I heart laughing at other people!!!

(damn lucky I'm perfect)

[herself_nyc]

Yes, people like that ought to be suppressed for their own good.

[jonesiexxx]

Fuck their own good, man. LOL

[avrelia]

She is probably one of those people who would badger everyone for zero-calories, low-carb water.

[jonesiexxx]

Srsly.

[sp23]

Wait, did boasty say anything about using whole wheat noodles? Because it totally doesn't count as healthy if she used regular noodles. ;-)

I hope I'm not that smug and boasty when I talk about my diet at work. Because if I do I need a good smack. LOL

[jonesiexxx]

I didn't hear if she said anything about the noodles. But the same thing passed through my mind. I'd be shocked if they weren't whole wheat.

I seriously doubt you sound a bit like her. Unless you come across as morally superior and smarter than every other living human. In which case, you do sound like her. ;)

[sp23]

Hmmmm, I might have a problem then, because I, of course, am morally superior and smarter than every other living human. And let me tell you, it's one helluva burden! /smirk

[jonesiexxx]

Hey. If you are, you are. It is a burden I share.

[ketzel]

Low fat cheese misses the whole point of cheese. Low fat cheese is a cheese crime. That's like "Low fun sex".

[jonesiexxx]

Those words need to be etched on a monument on the face of the moon for all to see every night.