She'd have been less drunk if it wasn't for her last drink, which Ruth poured for her. I think I told you that Ruth's idea of a half measure is half a glass of vodka with a mixer...
I was being very sensible and measuring out my drinks with shot glasses, and I had a half measure for my last drink. And would have been sober in no time if I hadn't swapped my wee half-measurer with one that Ruth poured not long after. :P
That, was what killed me.
It's Ruth's fault. You see. But don't worry Ruth - je ne regrette rien.
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you should write more stuff from now on, i laughed my ass off at the 150 video part.
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She'd have been less drunk if it wasn't for her last drink, which Ruth poured for her. I think I told you that Ruth's idea of a half measure is half a glass of vodka with a mixer...
I was being very sensible and measuring out my drinks with shot glasses, and I had a half measure for my last drink. And would have been sober in no time if I hadn't swapped my wee half-measurer with one that Ruth poured not long after. :P
That, was what killed me.
It's Ruth's fault. You see. But don't worry Ruth - je ne regrette rien.
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