Monty Python and the Holy Gatorade.

[jonfmorse]

Kevin Garnett. Derek Jeter. Jimmy Johnson (the NASCAR one). Misty May and Kerry Walsh. Usain Bolt. Alicia Sacramone. A guest appearance by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and a fire-breathing poodle with Michael Jordan's voice. And "You Shall Not Pass" until there's a dance-off.

This is one of the best things ever in the history of ever.

It helps if

Comments

[coldsmoke]

... that is both the most hilarious and most disturbing thing that I've ever seen. I hate those G commercials. If they put this on TV, I might actually stop to watch one of them.

[jonfmorse]

...dismount.

[coldsmoke]

Motherfucker know my name?

Jimmie Johnson's dance is especially fantastic.

[frdelrosario]

No. I refuse.

You are gonna have to sell the shit out of this to make me look.

[jonfmorse]

Dude. ALL THOSE PEOPLE ARE WEARING CHAIN MAIL.

And Kareem is wearing a skin helmet with horns.