These things are stupid.

[jongarland20]

But I guess I can just talk about myself here and how great I am, and how I went eight innings my last start, and oh yes, did not get a decision.

But that would be untoward involving my teammates. Who sometimes suck. Especially the left-fielder, he sucks real bad.

Hi, Scott.

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[scott_podsednik]

Well, you must take other things into consideration.

About how while the left fielder has his flaws (albeit few), he is constantly busting his balls for you in the outfield.

And those balls could be used for productive things, mind you.

Shame on you, ingrate.

[jongarland20]

Albeit few? I'll name you like five, right now.

Balls. Useless, in your case.

Shame on me? Shame on you. You didn't do shit for me last game, bud.

[scott_podsednik]

You didn't do shit for me last game, bud.

Um. I totally did your laundry.

And my Arrested Development DVDs? GIVE EM BACK.

[jongarland20]

You did my laundry and didn't starch. Fucker.

How about not. I pawned 'em.

[mark_buehrle]

Dearest Jon:

ADD ME, bitch! :D

love always,

Mark Buehrle, esq.

[jongarland20]

Dear Mark:

What will you give me?

Forever,

Jon Garland.