If the same HP made scanners and sauce...

[jonhodgson]

"We have detected that you have put your sauce at the side of the plate. HP saucewizard has reorganised your sauce so that it is all over your chips"

Comments

[ash1977law]

Then your microwave would stop working due to a conflict with HP saucewizard, and later you'd discover your bed is missing.

[adamjury]

I love you, Jon.

[serpentstar]

Briliant. :D

[jonhodgson]

Jon: Hal! I won't argue with you anymore open the doors!

HP SauceWizard: I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor selections recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the scanning. And I want to help you. Oh and by the way stock levels for my integrated printer is still unavailable. Like it always has been.

Jon: Welcome to the hammer!

[lynne_h]

But will it randomly resize your sausages from A3 to A4 and turn them 90 degrees on the plate?