a while ago i came up with a plan for myself to quit being such a dependant bastard. i felt like i was always lavishing attention on people who don't ever return the favor to the same degree (mainly in the area of romance) and i was just sick of all of it, so i got out this piece of paper and wrote:
NEW RULES: 1.) get a really co-dependent girl (preferably a virgin) that you don't even like that much, 2.) fuck this slut all the time, 3.) generally ignore her and always make her try harder and harder to earn your affection, etc., etc., and 4.) quit liking people more than they like you back
i don't actually plan to follow through on the first three steps until i'm at least a little more bitter and resentful and generally hateful toward all womankind, but it felt good to write it out.
if you want we can meet up it pittsburgh and go to bars and be assholes together. i think you're pretty sweet jonathan.
my dear john jon i think you are one of the coolest guys ever, so don't let that shit get you down. Give me a call sometime if you need it, you know I'm there for you.
ps 30 year olds= pretty fantastic, good work haha.
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NEW RULES:
1.) get a really co-dependent girl (preferably a virgin) that you don't even like that much,
2.) fuck this slut all the time,
3.) generally ignore her and always make her try harder and harder to earn your affection, etc., etc., and
4.) quit liking people more than they like you back
i don't actually plan to follow through on the first three steps until i'm at least a little more bitter and resentful and generally hateful toward all womankind, but it felt good to write it out.
if you want we can meet up it pittsburgh and go to bars and be assholes together. i think you're pretty sweet jonathan.
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I like you.
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i think you are one of the coolest guys ever, so don't let that shit get you down. Give me a call sometime if you need it, you know I'm there for you.
ps
30 year olds= pretty fantastic, good work haha.
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