I'm a genius.

Dec 05, 2005 06:42

Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. I write to you this fine morning to at long last report a solution to the age-old question: Where's my other sock?

The answer? Socks are cannibals. Shocking, yes, but have you ever left one sock by itself and returned to its disappearance? I didn't think so. And yet socks do go missing all the time when ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Comments 1

kiyo_chan December 5 2005, 15:27:32 UTC
Socks engage in some funny behaviour in the night. You know those strange noises you hear around your living area sometimes on a dark and stormy night?

Socks.

I always thought that perhaps my washing machine just had a craving for socks, but your thought works too...

Reply


Leave a comment

Up