Me? Angry?

[jonnlobster]

So apparently, some people think my LJ is kind of angry in nature. Well, to show that this statement is completely false, I will now make a list of as many swears, curses, racial slurs, and other offensive words or phrases that I can think of. IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

Comments

[anonymous]

What i am summed up in a brief last. Beautiful.

wait

[anonymous]

Add illiterate nigger to that list cuz i spelled list last.

Wait again

[anonymous]

That list would be so much more badass if you added the word bag to every word. Trust me.

Last wait

[anonymous]

I noticed that you Have Ass, Asshole, and Ass-Lancer, But why Did you not include Asshole-Lancer?

[sydcosmic]

you guys..Jon is obviously trying to illustrate a point that he is not an angry person...i know you know more swear words than that my friend

Greg Bag

[sydcosmic]

Its Moises Alou

Re: Greg Bag

[sydcosmic]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[xbrookecorex]

You are my best friend for posting that.
Because sadly, I have done the same thing. and proceeded to leave it in my math book which was turned in. McGinn found it, shared it with her class, and then added to the list.
-Brooke

[smoopiddude]

This could make an interesting defense for lawyers.
Lawyer: "Now, to prove that my client is innocent, I will have him list every way of killing he can think of in alphabetical order."
Judge and Jury: "Alphabetical order! No killer would be able to do that! He must be innocent!"

Red

[anonymous]

You are all stupid.