Comments | jonnyleemiller: As I live and breathe......

jonnyleemiller

As I live and breathe......

Feb 17, 2006 20:16

Alright, alright I get it. Stop with the nudging already. If I told you the truth of my absence, you wouldn't believe it. So instead, I'll just blame it on new Morrissey :'( singles and say YOU HAVE KILLED ME. Yes, you. Actually, Angelina kills me. Destroying my fairy godfather dreams! I could've provided strong female guidance! I'm joking, of ( Read more... )

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jtimberlake February 17 2006, 20:28:23 UTC

i lifted my head from this document i just got and i saw your icon and guffawed with happiness, i will read this later but ily dad

jonnyleemiller February 17 2006, 20:31:08 UTC

Do we even want to know what said document was? Love to you too, son. I hope you're behaving yourself or do I have to stop this car right now?

jtimberlake February 17 2006, 20:46:48 UTC

It was a subpoena obviously. STOP THE CAR DA WERE GONNA WRECK

jonnyleemiller February 17 2006, 21:02:35 UTC

Of course it was a subpoena! I was hoping it was your last will and testament, leaving everything to me. Get back in your carseat, hands where I can see them.

jusfrischmann February 17 2006, 22:28:15 UTC

Oy vey, you had me at Morrissey.

jonnyleemiller February 18 2006, 09:04:03 UTC

Somehow, I knew I would. What's even better is he's got a song that mentions spreading thighs on this new one.

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jonnyleemiller February 18 2006, 09:05:48 UTC

I was planning on it, lady. When I pass out behind a dune, you can spray me in the face with Evian and send Rod down on a parachute to revive me with his sexy.

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jonnyleemiller February 19 2006, 01:01:49 UTC

HAHAHAH yes but shite, I can't remember any of the inventions. You were going to zoom by me on a 4-wheeler or something and toss me flasks too. Your comments are everywhere and disappearing all at once?? Or I'm just hallucinating again. Oh, Boy. And hey, I'll definitely be spending my night in tomorrow glued to the television watching this, screw the Olympics:

"Who Framed Kate Moss?" VH1 examines the night
that Kate Moss got filmed taking cocaine.
Premieres 10pm, Sunday 19th February.
http://www.vh1.co.uk

jude__law February 17 2006, 23:17:59 UTC

I was going to nudge you.

jonnyleemiller February 18 2006, 09:07:55 UTC

How ironic, I was going to cyber-slap you for these Jessica Simpson rumours but I'll pretend I never heard them and thank your lucky stars you didn't nudge or you'd be out one bffl.

m_rodriguez February 18 2006, 00:15:33 UTC

Haha I played Ray Liotta's girlfriend in a movie, it's only fitting that you recreate the role on tv.

I donated. As you can see: You go, you go! My admiration and disbelief go hand-in-hand! LOL

jonnyleemiller February 18 2006, 09:10:35 UTC

I'm telling you Hoots. We're thisclose to making our cult classic.

DAYUM! I figured that was you lol. hehe. Enjoy the tax break.