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[jonnyleemiller]

Half the time, I feel like I'm justifying everything I do. "Jonny, why did you make Dracula 2000?" "Jonny Lee, why did you divorce Angelina Jolie?" "Jonny Lee honestly, was it worth selling your beautiful new flat-screen television so you could buy Take That reunion tickets

Comments

[hdancy]

What I like about your desert marathon disguise is that you are still walking on air JUST LIKE JESUS. I am proud of you for nae giving up, Jonnie. May the lube be with you. But I still won't wear that mumu you gave me.

[jonnyleemiller]

I'm telling you, Dancy. Running brings me that much closer to heaven. Since I won't be getting in on my own accord. Ah, cheers, and also with you. You should wear the mumu. It's magical.

[hdancy]

BABY ROOOOOF? Haha, the Goonies. I forgot to address that part of the post in my comment. You are the wind beneath my wings and your jogging exploits will lift me higher in my endeavours to be one with the baby Jaysus. Or not. I don't know, I'm a little afraid of magical mumus.

[jonnyleemiller]

It's only the greatest film ever. Mostly because of the Cindy Lauper song on the soundtrack. I'm jogging for humanity, Dancy. Don't be afraid. It's a religious experience, being one with the mumus.

[sienna_g]

I love you Chunk. The rest has me tongue tied and speechless. If MBP ever becomes a theme restaurant like Plant Hollywood, I hope you'll be donating the track suit.

[jonnyleemiller]

Sloth love Chunk. Haha, you know that's a really good idea. We'll have like "Amanda Latona's lock of Alex James' hair" and "The Frisbee Britney Spears threw at Eminem's head in asterisks" and then, the jogging suit.

[asia_argento]

This was really weird because I was listening to a Henry Rollins spoken word thing and he mentioned a mumu at the exact same time as I read that line. Only he was talking about Dick Butkus.

[jonnyleemiller]

Haha, you know I always wondered if Dick Butkus took up football (Americano) purley because of his name. Like he wanted to prove things. I don't even want to know how he related him with a mumu though.

[m_rodriguez]

I've been trying so hard to comment on this but I can't, I just wow I just can't. Those are lovely manslippers.

[jonnyleemiller]

SHAKES YOU VIOLENTLY nae comment needed, I just hope you're keeping Keef propped up with the babyback ribs. I don't want him dead when I get back.

[m_rodriguez]

I love that you are actually planning on running a marathon dressed as an athlete. I don't know if I should be proud or disappointed. EAT FISH. I promise I'll take good care of Keef.

[j_rhysmeyers]

Haha private dancer and mumus. What is your life!

[jonnyleemiller]

Sadly, that song always reminds me of my mum. And the first gig I ever went to. Oh, didn't I tell you? I bought everyone who won last night a mumu. Get out the cheetos and clam dip, Declan, and enjoy yourself.