what've i, what've, what've i done to deserve this??

[jonnyleemiller]

So my American network television show, Smith, got cancelled a few weeks ago. No one gives a toss, moving on

Comments

[jtimberlake]

You always wanted a lover, I only wanted a job. YAWN

[jonnyleemiller]

Stop yawning. Before I stuff your mouth with something less delicate.

[jtimberlake]

I hope it is some delicious cotton candy FROM MAGIC MOUNTAIN, ps you are coming with us tomorrow/today whatever

[jonnyleemiller]

Laced with PCP, yes indeed. OH AM I NOW? Fine, but I get to cut the queue.

[mcgregor_ewan]

First documentaries, then you'll be writing for News of the World. Angelina clearly has your best interest at heart.

[jonnyleemiller]

I'll have my own column entitled "the wacky misadventures of Jonny Lee" and you'll be my first victim. I should've pulled a Meatloaf and said I will do anything for love, but I won't do that. Alas. Minefields here I come!

[ex_rachelmca47]

I give a toss. And I cannot say I blame you for saying yes, who could ever say no to Angelina Jolie?

[jonnyleemiller]

Thank you, Miss McAdams. Hey, I've said no to Angelina Jolie plenty of times. Now was just not one of those times. I might regret this when I'm missing limbs.

[leighwallace]

i give a toss! so do the two people i got to also write thoughtful yet angry missives about the cancellation of the best show on television on tuesday nights at 10pm. i have nothing to do on those nights now but hang out with you and recreate scenes that will never be shown. :\

i wonder if arguing about how it was the ankles would make it seem any less weird? probably not, so i'll just not do it. although, i have to say, it's pretty funny we're both blaming this on voodoo. except you know, you're the black magik master in my tales. some girl. psh. the girl.

don't die in a minefield please i will be very disappointed in you if you do.

[jonnyleemiller]

Haha, but you have to write strongly worded letters to the chiefs, unless you fully support me working at McDonald's for the rest of my life. Perhaps the world wasn't supposed to see Simon Baker and I's steamy man on man love scenes??

The girl, the girl, fine. Hey, remember that song I was telling you about the other night? Click click. It's the first one. I tossed in a few more goodies just because I can. You were sent from the devil himself to me and I'll see you in hell before we're through!

[s_johansson]

I give a toss too. Only cause I asked the other day in a room full of people, and it was like almost everyone got silent. They were mourning the loss of your show for you. You finally spoke up and said that it got canceled. It was like someone died.

[jonnyleemiller]

I feel like someone died, oh wait, that was just my pride! Thank you, Scarlett J. Now work on getting me a part in one of your films. I play a really fantastic creepy man.

[s_johansson]

Do you leer?

[jonnyleemiller]

Not only do I leer, but I loom pretty fucking well too. References available upon request.