It was Jonny Lee Miller, an Italian gymnastic team and me.

[jonnyleemiller]

'Lo friends, it's been awhile. I went for a little hike in the woods at the beginning of May and sort of got lost on purpose. I wanted to update in depth about my newest business venture, making capri pants for the working man, so cleverly coined manpris by my business partner MR but we got distracted by these creepy dolls and forgot all about our

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[murphycill]

Oh Jonny, I couldn't take the heartbreak of seeing another of your shows canceled.

[jonnyleemiller]

Oh Killys, it's bound to happen but either way, I hope you'll come to the cancellation BBQ. We're about due for our yearly drink-off because I MISS YOU, YOU CAD.

[murphycill]

I have faith, Jonny Lee. I really do. But in any case, just remember I don't do the meat thing. We are! STOP BEING GONE, YOU SOD!

[jonnyleemiller]

I'll make sure vegan shishkabobs are well provided. I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HELP IT blame Canada, I sure do. Meet me on the corner in an hour and we'll do the grope thing.

[sienna_g]

If that doesn't get people to tune in, I don't know what would!

[jonnyleemiller]

I'm thinking of drastic measures, like biking naked down Crenshaw Blvd with a big fuckoff sign over my arse. I'll do it if I have to!

[k_richardson]

I would faint too.

[jonnyleemiller]

Mmm doughnuts. I was sad that he wouldn't give me mouth to mouth but that's just between us girls.

[mcgregor_ewan_g]

So this is why you want my money.

[jonnyleemiller]

Think of it as an investment. I know I've been feeding you that line for years now but this time, I'm serious. We can retire in style, old man.

[mcgregor_ewan_g]

You have, so what's different this time? But what kind of style? That's what worries me.

[jonnyleemiller]

Capri pants for the working man. Think bulk and brawn coupled with style. It's going to catch on. I know it sounds daft right now but think about it. We'll be the old farts on the beach laughing in our mojitos and really, this is Clara and Esther's uni fund. Worry now but it'll pay off.

[jolie_angie]

If anyone can make those Capri pants work, it will be you.

[jonnyleemiller]

It makes working in the garden sexy. At least that's what I keep telling myself. Stop sending me to minefields, it makes the mind come up with crazy things.