Today grey_lizard's truck broke down and I picked him up. Now I'm showing him some LJ markup shit.

Johnny Depp will be shooting Hunter S. Thompson's ashes out of a cannon onto Thompson's Aspen, CO estate in August. Read the full story from ABC news below:

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=796783

I couldn't sleep. I'm still up ( Read more... )

Kari's dad called me a filthy liberal at least four times yesterday.

Awkward.

Dear world,

It's ok. I'm alive. I'm sorry. I won't ever disappear again.

In case you haven't read Kari's review of Hotel Rwanda:

It's intense.  Very intense.

I think you should watch it.

If I had tear ducts, I would have cried almost non-stop.  Seriously, like all men, when something extremely heart-breaking happens on screen, my eyes well up and it gets hard to see, but I never cry.  This whole movie made my ( Read more... )

I got this from Adam's journal.

Jonathan Arthur McBride's Aliases

Your movie star name: Bitches N' Hos Johnny

Your fashion designer name is Jonathan Barcelona

Your socialite name is Bitchass My Pants

Your fly girl / guy name is Commodore Arthur

Your detective name is Bitches N' Hos love Cock

Your barfly name is Cookies Vodka
Your soap ( Read more... )

Anonymous posters are pussies ( Read more... )

Everyone I see on campus has an iPod. They all walk around listening to their custom playlists and thinking that they're cool. I don't have an iPod ( Read more... )

Let's start this one off with a cliche, a rhetorical question where the author asks his audience if they relate...

You ever realize how sometimes people can piss you off?

Good job asshole, real deep, I'm sure you've hooked your audience. Not even a good rhetorical question. Yeah, dickhead, sometimes people suck. So let's get on with your petty ( Read more... )