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[jonpants]

I know I promised not to post for awhile but I'm taking it back, some things are way too important and I can't keep them to myself.

THE NEATEST THING IN THE WORLD IS COMING ACROSS INTERNET PORN THAT WAS MADE AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD RALPHS!I was sitting here watching and was like holy fuck that's Starbucks, that's my bank..there's the high school OH

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[cloudeater]

I miss your posts!

two words

[substitute]

Which aisle?

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[brianenigma]

"Cleanup on aisle 69"

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[jonpants]

Ooomph.

[xxpixiemeatxx]

damnit someone beat me to it! you are traumatized now

[jonpants]

I'm not traumatized I just need to find a new place to buy groceries. I'm running out of Frosted Mini Wheats.

[flamehaireddame]

The worst is when you settle in to watch some good porn and realize after a few dazed minutes that you're watching yourself getting gang-raped by midgets and you don't ever remember making the movie.

Then your red Gatorade spills all over the carpet and the cats laugh.

How's school??

[jonpants]

Dude, I have your consent form RIGHT HERE. Let's not bring that up again.

School is good, I actually think I found my niche.

[cheap_thoughts]

For as long as I've been working at my local grocery store, and the amount of weird people that come in, I'm surprized I haven't found any internet porn made at my local Dillon's.

Brittany (cloudeater) sent me here. I'm glad I came here. :)

Jen

[jonpants]

I live in The Valley, home to 90% of the worlds porn industry. Everywhere you look: PORN! It's hard to avoid. Be thankfull.

GLAD YOU CAME HERE? Just you wait....

[cheap_thoughts]

This is true. I forgot I lived in Kansas...

[jonpants]

Kansas is where the other 10% of the porn comes from.