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Jul 28, 2003 23:54

Some fags call THIS art. I call it way fucking lame bullshit stupid "indie" fuckface moronic egocentric bullshit ( Read more... )

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Advice. anonymous August 3 2003, 19:50:20 UTC

"Why do I find it so hard to talk to girls? Stupid girls, why do you all hate me?" Here's a start: boys who call girls "ugly whores" don't get laid.

Re: Advice. jonpants August 3 2003, 20:00:16 UTC

You must be one of the ugly whores. You're an angry bunch.

captaincorey August 5 2003, 00:11:48 UTC

You have a lot of nerve calling anyone ugly, you useless sack of shit. I just thought I should tell you that you'll never be happy. It’s not because you have a small dick. It’s not because you are as ugly as fuck. It’s because you make fun of people to feel better about yourself. In the long run you'll maybe see the error of your ways. But most likely you'll eat a bullet. I hope for the latter. You can comment on my journal, I don’t give a shit. And you’re friends can defend you. That’s fine. You’re an asshole. And I feel sorry for you.

Congrats! substitute August 5 2003, 00:51:36 UTC

You just won the Usenet Style Flame Contest! Your victories include:

1. Using the word "shit" a lot.
2. Saying someone has small genitalia.
3. Assuming that someone who doesn't share your taste is mentally ill.
4. Implied threats of gunfire.
5. Saying that you don't give a shit when you obviously are steamed as heck.
6. Saying that you feel sorry for someone you really despise.

Your aware is a lifetime subscription to http://ljdrama.org/

Thank you, drive through.

malversation August 5 2003, 00:53:21 UTC

So wait, you've seen his dick?

That irritates me because I've known him for a few years now and I've tried to get him to show me his dick EVERY DAY I'VE KNOWN HIM, but he never does.

Jon, how could you do this to me?

jonpants August 5 2003, 00:59:32 UTC

Well, I tried to show you but it's really hard to see without a high powered microscope.

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instantpleasure August 5 2003, 08:02:25 UTC

hey, what can i say? i think i might just go run out and change my name to summer "ugly whore stupid indie fuckface moronic egocentric bullshit" allen. oh yes, that's a good idea indeed.

jonpants August 5 2003, 09:22:17 UTC

Excellent, I'm glad we're all in agreement.

hotchocolateboy August 7 2003, 17:52:38 UTC

I don't see why you'd get so worked up about those pictures. They're just pictures, that's all. Whether you consider them art is up to you. She just posted them for those who have her on her friends list. I don't see why you were even looking at them in the first place. This all just seems ridiculous to me.

jonpants August 7 2003, 18:38:30 UTC

Dear HotChocolateHomo:

Pictures of girls get me worked up. It's part of being a strong heterosexual male.

Love,

Jon

hotchocolateboy August 7 2003, 19:20:30 UTC

Hot Chocolate Homo? Was that suppossed to be an insult? I didn't know being gay was a negative thing.

jonpants August 7 2003, 22:24:39 UTC

Well, you learn something new everyday.

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thinking of you obscuraviolet August 12 2003, 17:18:16 UTC

http://www.livejournal.com/community/nonmorons/7590.html?mode=reply :)

Re: thinking of you jonpants August 13 2003, 00:09:36 UTC

I was going to visit your journal and read as much about you as I could stand and then write a long winded reply about the things I gathered from my online investigations but then I came across and X-10 pop up ad and decided to jerk off and go to sleep.

I think you should do the same.

Re: thinking of you obscuraviolet August 14 2003, 00:32:50 UTC

i think it would be funny if you did that, but then again i'm nothing like you, and i only start shit with people in here.

Re: thinking of you jonpants August 14 2003, 13:21:00 UTC

Thank Christ you're nothing like me, right?