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[jonpants]

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[thatonegirllex]

I'm so bored I'm aboot to start licking the wall paper just to see if I can get a cheap high.

[jonpants]

Licking the wallpaper worked for those kids in that movie about the chocolate factory. Except they didn't get high they just tasted cool things like Snozberries. And then Willy Wonka played his flute and they went into the garden of candy and Augustus drowned in the chocolate river.

[thatonegirllex]

What in the hell is a snozberry?

[jonpants]

I don't know but they taste like snozberries.

[jonpants]