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Aug 31, 2003 01:28

RAMBO 4: RAMBO'S REGRETWhen we last left our hero John Rambo he was saving Colonel Trautman while helping the people of Afghanastan push the Russians out of their country and end a brutal war ( Read more... )

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miss_geek August 31 2003, 01:50:36 UTC

please tell me you made that up...

jonpants August 31 2003, 02:00:47 UTC

I couldn't make something like that up.

miss_geek August 31 2003, 02:03:35 UTC

no really... please?

jonpants August 31 2003, 02:06:44 UTC

I'm not smart or creative enough to come up with something that clever.

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jonpants August 31 2003, 02:06:55 UTC

I can't wait, Rambo is the fucking coolest.

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jonpants August 31 2003, 02:14:32 UTC

Stallone is still alive and still looks young and in shape. It's going to be fucking GREAT.

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flamehaireddame August 31 2003, 02:08:05 UTC

If I wasn't going to bed right now, Photoshop would be burning rubber. I hope someone gets on this quick.

malversation August 31 2003, 02:09:19 UTC

There aren't enough eagles and flags on earth to do a mock-up Rambo 4 poster justice.

jonpants August 31 2003, 02:10:39 UTC

Come on dude, Rambo in a Cave holding the head of some Afghan who's head he just cut off with his knife...fucking classic. I really can't wait for this movie.

jonpants August 31 2003, 02:09:22 UTC

I'm sure the actual poster will be out soon enough, it comes out in just over a year and I guess this is going to be Stallones big return so expect the hype machine to be in full effect.

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suggestions substitute August 31 2003, 09:54:03 UTC

To make it a true 80s Rambo movie:

1. Bring back Survivor to do a hard rock ballad soundtrack
2. Cast Rae Dawn Chong as an "arab"
3. Jean-Claude van Damme as the Only French Guy who will Fight for Justice
4. Patrick Swayze (kill him off in first reel)
5. "Love theme from Rambo 4" performed by Michael Jackson with the Hapless Afghani Boys Choir
6. Lots and lots of headbands. On everyone

Actually nosrialleon August 31 2003, 10:37:23 UTC

Survivor is bad enough, but the REAL cheese from SS movies if his bro, Frank Stallone!
The man writes music so bad that Jean-Claude wont even use it for a sports-training montage in one of his own awful mivies!

And then momma Stallone can go read all the arab's future in their butts, and everyone lived happily ever after.

I just realized I know more about this family than I have any excuse to know. Killing self now.
The end.