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jonpants

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Sep 11, 2003 22:47

Dude, I'm going to punch you in the mouth until your jaw falls off. Fucking dog. STAY OUT OF THE GODDAMN BATHROOM. The whole toilet-paper-all-over-the-house gag is funny the first ten times but it's starting to get old ( Read more... )

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prosaichalo September 11 2003, 23:05:26 UTC

i want details fag

jonpants September 11 2003, 23:25:50 UTC

Food then bowling probably starting around 8 at my house or Josh's house. You live close enough that you can call me at like 7 tomorrow.

prosaichalo September 12 2003, 00:26:11 UTC

aye aye captain

substitute September 12 2003, 01:43:35 UTC

Once when I was in college I went to the dorm elevator and hit the DOWN button and waited and then the elevator door opened and Loni Anderson was in there in a white dress and a big straw hat and she grinned at me. I am still in therapy because of this.

Her daughter lived on my dorm floor but I was NOT PREPARED.

jonpants September 12 2003, 08:13:39 UTC

Did you punch her? I have this horrible reaction that anytime someone grins at me I punch them.

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jonpants September 12 2003, 13:19:05 UTC

I move the toilet paper to different spots all the time. Mostly high, out of reach places. But nothing stops him.