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[jonpants]

I had these ribs sitting in my fridge for a week or so and I opened them up because I was going to cook them thinking that because they were cryo-wrapped that they would last forever in the fridge and when I opened the package the house filled with the most aweful smell since the time that I tried to cook corned beef in beer using a crock pot over

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[trinx]

what the fuck? that community is based in arkansas. hello? arkansas.

also, don't get a bad nasty disease from the bad nasty ribs, as you will have to go on antibiotics, and even though they'll tell you then, I'm reminding you now: ANTIBIOTICS DO NOT MIX WITH ALCHOHOL. and that would suck. to not be able to drink.

[jonpants]

Isn't alcohol an antibiotic? Tequila has the worm and the worm goes in and fixes things.

When I drove cross country I crossed into Arkansas and pulled over to get gas and got into a fight. I hate that place.

I want tacos.

[trinx]

antisthetic. tequila makes my eyes go funny.

it produced billy boy. and my dad spent the night in jail there once.

me too.

[kennfusion]

I think you should buy 300 copies of Neil Diamond's greatest hits....He IS the Jewish Elvis ya know!

[jonpants]

I am the Jewish Elvis and don't let anyone tell you different.

[jonpants]

More like you're being done by 600 men. Fag.

[animamea]

::starts timing how long it will take for these non-ugly emos to start flaming you::

[jonpants]

They won't because they don't know I exist yet.

[prosaichalo]

i think you should stay away from the kitchen altogether

[jonpants]

I think you should stay away from the kitchen.