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Oct 08, 2003 13:41

If your shit floats, there's too much fat in your diet ( Read more... )

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nosrialleon October 9 2003, 13:41:12 UTC
Dude, my shit should be fucking LEVITATING then.

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jonpants October 9 2003, 13:45:41 UTC
Mine sinks like a stone with such force that there is a crack in the porcelin of my bowl and I live off of fried so I think there is a problem with the fat shit floats theory.

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flamehaireddame October 12 2003, 15:34:19 UTC
My co-worker with Crohn's disease just went to her internist or whatever, and they totally said the opposite. She said the more heavy oils and fats you consume, the heavier your turds are.
But the weird part is that you're the second person to comment on that in three days.

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jonpants October 12 2003, 16:04:21 UTC
I have almost NO fat in my diet. I mean, once in awhile I go get ice cream or something. But that's MAYBE every other week. And mine sink like rocks. So I don't know. My sister has crohns and she is going to her internist tomorrow and I'll have her ask.

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flamehaireddame October 12 2003, 16:14:47 UTC
I'm sorry for your sister, that's terrible. I heard Crohn's happens when your butt doesn't expel its Flora enough, or something. You're supposed to expel your butt Flora every 72 hours, and when it bunches up in your colon, it makes this sore like welt, and it can become all kinds of shit like Crohn's or colitis.
Meh.
Say, my dad's lover said he left a message on your cell phone.
Do you still want the scab job, or did it lose its charm?

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jonpants October 12 2003, 16:21:17 UTC
I did get his message but forgot about it until now, I'm stressed to the max with finals, registration and shit like. I have to make a call about a permanent QA postition on Monday, and if I don't get that (because thats what I really want to do) I'll call either you or him.

Regardless, what are your plans next week? We should get some ice cream and see if our shit floats.

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