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[jonparker]

So I'm getting ready to go on the wagon for a little bit. Well, sort of. Mostly laying off the beer. I've been drinking too much, and I'm starting to look puffy. chomology tells me that I'm still attractive, but let's face it, I'm not.

In a just world. beer would be zero calories.

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[haplily]

In a just world, alcohol wouldn't lead to alcoholism... and its subsequent "maladies." Like death. Bullshit!

Puffy or not (pff-y, I say!), I love you!

...So says the girl who just had some gin and diet orange soda and is a little too drunk for grandma's. Win!

So, as far as addictions go, I quit smoking (yay! haven't touched one in a week), but my fucking knee is not working right. Not smoking and eating healthily would be 100x better if I could run. That is my favorite addiction, but it is not complying.

I miss you. Let's catch up soon. <3

[jonparker]

So how are you? I've been worried since Friday.

[haplily]

I'm good. Friday when you imed me or the Friday before? I had a mostly nice weekend that's wrapping up weirdly in a 16 candles type way. Let's talk on phone or Im, k? How are you?

[frecklefaerie]

Guinness is only 13 calories per ounce.