Its a trick, get an axe.

[jonpublic]

Holy shit, its time to go out and buy a gun. Last night on the walk home we saw someone get MAULED by what appeared to be a pack of zombies. Yes, slow moving, creepy zombies literally attacked this guy who was watering his lawn

Comments

[denisbaldwin]

Don't take the brown acid, Martin.

[a2andy]

I'm afraid the word is out. http://myelvesaredifferent.blogspot.com/2007/05/blog-like-its-end-of-world-bliteotw.html

[jonpublic]

the man wants you to think its a trick to hold you down!

[a2andy]

I recommend using a Garden Hose (cut off), the gas in your car and a lighter. It takes care of most zombie problems ;-P

[_caffeind_]

careful...go *too* far north and the arctic vampires will get you
('30 days of night')