Feelin Streptoccoccal...

[jonsalmon]

My throat hurts so fucking bad! Shit! It's like, when you swallow and your whole body winces 'cept with me it's probably more like a dance 'cause I always dance when my reflexes kick in OWW FUCK! I just had to swallow again! Son of a bitch. Wait. I'm gonna try an experiment. I wanna try thinking about the nerves, that they're sending signals to my

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[ivyrchang]

you dance when you're being tickled, too

get better so you can come to our party!!!!! (alcohol kills germs anyway)

[perihelia]

i second, ms. chang.

and if it happens that you have mono, still come and we'll take care of you!

[schismaverick]

dude boil some water (or just get it really hot) and add about a tsp of salt. stir. gargle for 30 seconds. (helps the sore throat that induces wincing..)

[colefowler]

Jon, I didn't realize you were so sick because although you said you weren't feeling well, you seemed just fine in Accounting. Now I'm glad I didn't eat after you. Well, get better. Remember when I got sick during finals last semester?

If you want my opinion... stop being sick.

[choking_ahogo]

A few things:

1) Good to see you over TG. We should hang out more over Christmas if at all possible.

2) Being sick sucks. I've currently got a wicked case of bronchitis. No fun there.

3) You want to swallow sans pain? Get some Chloraseptic. It's essentially a numbing spray that tastes all wonderfully minty. You'll feel much better and even be able to eat afterwards. You can find it at any local drug store.

4) The Arcade Fire EP is phenomenal. I applaud your choices in music.

5) Keep on rockin' in the free world.