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[jonsalmon]

Easter was awesome. In my house we decided to make a feast halfway through the day so around 7 we sat down and had a 7 lb glazed ham, garlic mashed potatoes, barbecued chicken, rolls, corn, riceroni, edamame, white wine and challah bread - for irony I guess. Everything was made from scratch. I feel like the list is longer but unimportant. In short

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[schismaverick]

ha-do you REALLY know how moms feel? dude i had this crazy dream that you were crazy muscular and watching a movie. that is all.
also. i. was. really wasted. when i saw you. so....if i did anything strange. my apologies.

[jonsalmon]

So what you're saying is, you had a dream where I was watching a movie...

[schismaverick]

yes but you were ALSO like...muscular like a pro-wrestler.