Haha, I got mugged.

[jonsalmon]

So I'm walking up to my friend's house on Portland when this guy pops out from behind a car. He says "gimme your wallet, and don't look at me". I'm about to be like "No, douchebag" but then I notice that he has a pistol in his hand so I think oh ok, I guess it's serious time, dammit. I say arright and give him my wallet, and he tells me to give him

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[ivyrchang]

hahahaha wow. did you report it to DPS?

i think i saw you pull into century parking lot very early monday morning. i was waiting for my friend who had just driven straight from oregon. i didn't have my glasses on or contacts in so i couldn't tell for sure if it was you.

[jonsalmon]

Wow. Thats crazy. Exact same story with me. I stared at you for like 2 minutes trying to figure it out and decided it wasn't you, or maybe that you wouldn't be out at 8 am monday morning in the parking lot. I was feeling a bit loopy since I had just pulled an all nighter for a 340 essay. Definitely would've said hi had I figured it out.

Also, no I didn't report it to DPS. That was retarded, I know.

[ivyrchang]

From the D.T. on April 25th:

"Crimes against person

Someone robbed a student at gunpoint outside of a Catalina Street residence at about 11 p.m. Friday. The suspect took the money from the student's wallet, gave the wallet back and ran away. Officers were unable to locate the suspect."

Maybe it was the same guy!!!

[perihelia]

oh man. too bad you didn't report it to the cops. i would've been interested to see how that crime report turned out. not as good as your retelling, for sure.

on other matters, i'll be in austin june 14-17.