Lesson on the Anifemale Kingdom

[jonsan]

My lovely wife called me yesterday afternoon to let me know that female mosquitoes are fesquitoes. Obviously, male mosquitoes are masquitoes. Obviously, this lesson comes from Liam. I asked how fesquito is spelled, with an "fe" or an "fa"? He replied "eff-ee! Because it's feemale

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[raving_liberal]

It was actually "Because it's a feemale. It it were 'fa-' it would be a faymale."