Birthday Resolutions

[jonsonite]

I often scoff at the making of New Year's Resolutions, so I'm not sure why I suddenly feel the urge to make Birthday Resolutions. Anyways, here's what I've got

Comments

[zabrahl]

Hey, congratulations!

Seattle Scouts could be hilarious! And by hilarious I mean so awesome it makes other cities feel jealous and insecure and use mockery as a defense mechanism...

You should give them actual society-benefiting skills so that one often hears something like, "Oh thank God a Seattle Scout got here in time!" or "Who was that masked man?" "I don't know but that Seattle Scout sure took him down quick!"

Anyways, best of luck!

[jonsonite]

Thanks! I'm looking forward to the Seattlescouts.

[mickeysacks]

You're certainly already one of the kindest folks I know, but good on you for working on continuing to be that guy.

[jonsonite]

I can forgive a lot to a kind person.

[jonsonite]

I've recently started using the word "shit" to mean "unspecified word", and I have to say, it's pretty awesome.

"But how am I going to get people to pedal this stationary bike to generate the electricity needed for our Burning Man camp?"

"Tom Sawyer that shit, man!"

[troglodyteking]

I like the concept of Seattle Scouts.