Smell You Later

[jonsonville]

My cell phone rang.

If I was a rich girl, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

"Hello," I answered. The caller ID was a number I had never seen before.

"Yo, dis be Paul. If you has a problem wit me then get yo ass outside right now and say it to my face, bitch! I was astounded by the lack of grammatical skill and

Comments

[colderthanhell]

now jon, ..some very fucked up things have happened to me leading me to the conclusion anything is possible... now did that really happen? if so *round of applause*

[jonsonville]

Some of the ideas in this story are truthful, and this story is based on events that may as well have happened and could possibly happen in the near future ;-) except for the cop jumping out of the tree part, because cops can't climb trees.

[colderthanhell]

lol of course they cant, they dont have souls