Comments | jonthedancerboy: The tank that is my Volvo

jonthedancerboy

The tank that is my Volvo

Feb 04, 2004 16:08

So today I was in a car crash. Nothing major, but it freaked me out. My back and Volvo have seen better days. Instead of telling you about it I made a little ms-paint picture. I know I probably spelled things wrong and what not, but it's MS Paint and I could care less. Clicky.

Comments 8

Picture drumking February 4 2004, 22:58:01 UTC

Your artistry is phenomenal. It speaks to me in places I didn't even I know I had ears, touches me in places I didn't know I had nerves, and gets smelled by me in places I didn't think I had an olfactor bulb.
Jacob
PS Sue him for all he's worth. Death or bankruptcy to all SUV owners!!!
PPS Glad no serious harm was done to your beautiful, delicate, feline features.

Re: Picture fancytromboner February 5 2004, 06:40:56 UTC

you know, not all SUV owners are terrible people...

~NHS~

SUV drumking February 6 2004, 02:33:25 UTC

No, you're right. Just the ones whose last names rhyme with planets. They're the real bastards.

PPS drumking February 4 2004, 22:59:04 UTC

You couldn't care less.

Oh, y'all euphonium_kid February 5 2004, 00:52:08 UTC

First of all, Jacob, you are the hilarity that my native New Yorker heart seeks in this vast wasteland of down-home Midwestern Goodness.

Second of all, Jon, I love you!!!!

iarethelorax February 5 2004, 01:40:55 UTC

I too am impressed by your artistic virtuosity, Jonathon. Your work seethes with the pain, the confusion, the frustration that is not only one ballerhino's private tragedy but a metaphor for the human condition itself. My soul quivers and aches within me for the pathos of your young life, so nearly cut terribly short. Were Homer to compose an epic poem about your automobile accident, it would probably begin something like this: "Rage - Goddess, sing the rage of Jon's dad's son Jon!"

For all of its emotive power, though, it suffers from some mechanical flaws. I think the Muse has indeed inspired you to great artistic heights, Jon, but perhaps next time an interpretive dance would be best.

Chris

"please god tell me the crank sun roof still works!" bearcatsmewo February 5 2004, 05:02:38 UTC

Boyface only you could get into an accident like that with a woman and make it amusing.

Over the years MS paint has provided me (and I hope all of you) with magical hilarity.... VIVA LA MS PAINT PRESENTATIONS OF LIFE!!

OH the simple drawings, the silly text, and hard to draw people you make life worth living.
<3 I hope your pretty little face is not all gross now <3