On the subject of men in a lingerie section

[jonxarn]

Tonight, I had the distinct honor of being one of those guys who you see standing outside of the ladies underwear section. Like some sort of very stupid pervert, I stood in the aisle and tried to find something to look at that wasn't posters of half naked women licking their lips, skimpily dressed, headless, mannequins, or the surreal, flower-

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[llefser]

Women are weird. Anyway, if the mall had any sense whatsoever there would be gaming stores, book stores, and a bar with a TV all within twenty feet of the lingerie section.

[lisamaesie]

Well, there was a "mens lounge" in the women's clothing section, but he decided not to go check that out.

[llefser]

He should have, just for the closed-circuit cam views of the dressing rooms. That's the best part.

[londromatt]

I first saw nipples on manequins when I went to England.*
It makes sense. Women want to know whether or not their nipples will be prominent in that shirt or bra or whatever when they're cold or excited.

*I also saw nipples in public advertisements there, but that's a different matter.

Nipples are nothing...

[goatgirl2312]

The last time I passed through a high-end shopping district (on my way to cheap italian food) all of the mannequins had clearly deliniated rib cages and collar bones. *shudder* Seriously, thier ribs stuck out more than thier breasts did (nips and all). They looked like weird quadruple-(Acup)breasted Star Wars whores or something. It was very creepy evidence of how obsessed with thinness our culture is getting.

Re: Nipples are nothing...

[jonxarn]

Eeeeeeeeeeeew! That is disturbing. And icky. I'd rather have them look like regular women. Or just not have the creepy things at all.

[gracetx]

I agree.

[wilee_coyote]

Perhaps the flower-headed manniquins are victims of El Seed?

[fearthemullet]

Possibly, but then that would mean there would be corn growing from Dom's head...

[wilee_coyote]

It could be worse, he could be broccoli.