Besides the missing teeth, and "time-out" for fighting mid-game, they truly speak from the heart when being interviewed:

From Czech Jiri Tlusty of the Toronto Maple Leafs in regard to his first NHL goal scored on a deflection, “ 'He shoot to my ass and I little bit feel it,' he told The Toronto Globe and Mail, referring to linemate Alexander Steen’s ( Read more... )

This woman is my hero.  She is legitimately too legit, too legit to quit:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/17/AR2007101702359.html?hpid=artslot

I literally found this on CNN.com this afternoon:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/08/22/dinosaur.speed.reut/index.html

I didn't realize that the Cable News Network was now run by a bunch of drunken or high British teenagers?

Who else would make lead story about who would win in a race: David Beckham or a T-Rex.

I hope they have breaking news ( Read more... )

So here is my schedule for the rest of the month.  Let me know if you are interested in coming to any of the shows:

Friday, Aug 10: 10 PM Blue Show
Saturday, Aug 11: 7:30 PM ComedySportz Show, 10:00 PM Blue Show
Friday, August 17: 6 PM Arlington Fair ComedySportz Show, 8 PM ComedySportz Show, 10 PM Blue Show
Saturday, August 18: 7:30 PM ComedySportz ( Read more... )

So one of life's inponderables came to mind the other day that I thought I would post to let the world ponder:

Although Queer Eye is not the cultural icon it used to be, I think that it is the best reference in this scenario:

If Superman were on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, which look would they be more likely to seriously critique and makeover: ( Read more... )

So, since I have this crazy blog thing, I figure that I can put it to use for something.

Now, that I am performing with the DC ComedySportz Troupe, I figured I would utilize this blog to keep you all posted on what shows I will be performing at.  However, I hope that you will go see some shows even when I am not there, as it is always hilarious ( Read more... )

I learned something really upsetting yesterday: Jodi Sweetin is a recovering meth addict ( Read more... )

As Super Bowl is coming up, I have been in the process of planning/thinking about what to serve at a Super Bowl party.  Now, Dan and my ideas of what should/should not be served at a Super Bowl party differ very widely.

Here is a take on mine:

Any food item that is traditionally accompanied by a fine glass of wine is NOT a Super Bowl party food.  ( Read more... )

Here are the current top 50 books from www.whatshouldireadnext.com. Bold the books you have read. Italicise the books you might read. Cross out the books you probably won't read, ignore books you have no opinion on. Pass it on.

The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams
The ( Read more... )

First off, bravo to finally giving an award to Philip Seymour Hoffman. He is one of the best actors around, and rarely gets noticed by the mainstream because of his tendency to take on eccentric films and minor roles. It is about time that he is recognized for his outstanding skill ( Read more... )