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jordansjournal

at a request

Mar 29, 2004 18:56

so i got a good story

so at work i strolled in to work at 1pm and got my SHIFT on. i work drive thru with 2
other girls. one of them left at 3pm and we didnt split tips with her so she got the shaft.
by 5pm our tip cup was huge. we were getting amazing tips left and right. then at about 7pm it
all changed for the worse.

i come out of the ( Read more... )

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carvedinflesh March 29 2004, 17:42:07 UTC

your boss is a slut! you look really good jordan.

jordansjournal March 29 2004, 17:43:40 UTC

agreed. agreed.

blackstardream March 29 2004, 21:06:32 UTC

all dressed up and no where to go?

your boss is indeed a thieving slut

jordansjournal March 29 2004, 21:23:49 UTC

dude im always dressed to kill

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jordansjournal March 29 2004, 21:28:27 UTC

im the most important person on your friends list.

eat_brains March 30 2004, 10:26:53 UTC

Hot damn.

Cowboy shirt! -.O

jordansjournal March 30 2004, 12:38:21 UTC

yeehaw.

mutual post from kat and maryam intellectwon March 30 2004, 11:51:11 UTC

dear jordan..

you've got to be shitting us.....did you purposely elongate those pictures to make your face look thinner....well let us tell you....you look like an alien...

the first picture is just creepy and it looks like you're trying too hard. the second pic is completely underserving of even being mentioned....the third one....are you constipated?

the fourth one.....

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Re: mutual post from kat and maryam jordansjournal March 30 2004, 12:15:23 UTC

ok fatstuff. tell mariam to shave her beard.

fuck you intellectwon March 31 2004, 19:33:04 UTC

you, my friend, look like a gawd damned hermaphrodite, so i'm pretty sure that your right to make fun of the way other people look was taken away from you the second you were born.

and as for calling one of my best friends fatstuff, if i hear about it again we're going to play a little game of "LETS SHOOT JORDAN'S DICK OFF"... wait... you probably don't have one so we'll have to find an alternative means of punishment.

grow up, dude... you're shallow.

p.s. kath and maryam, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Re: fuck you intellectwon March 31 2004, 19:38:27 UTC

oh, and i think she forgot to mention that all of your loser-nobody-"wish i was a model but know i'll never be"-lj-geek FRIENDS' comments really have no value, because they've most likely never been unfortunate enough to have ever seen you in person, therefore they really don't know the extent of your ugliness, therefore,
kathryn, maryam = 1
jorday and the rest of the world = 0

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