Just a little update about my life, as I'm sure all of you are anxiously awaiting the latest jordansmith gossip ( Read more... )

I'm really bored. And I have no ideas. Someone give me an idea. Wild, dangerous, crazy erotic. I'm up for anything. Give me something to do.

When I was in the sixth grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word ‘failure’.

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Jordansmith Update 04-14-06 ( Read more... )

I was at borders. chose a play. went to purchase it and the guy offered me free borders reward membership thing. sure why not. he asked my email address. "mormonman101@yahoo.com" was my responce. What followed was an akward vibe like none other. "you're LDS, huh?" he asked me where my church was. I told him. his responce was "hmmmm". a five second ( Read more... )

Saw Clerks at the Baxter Avenue Theatre tonight. It was sweet.

I'm tempted to buy the Curious George soundtrack. Would that make me gay?

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
-Kurt Vonnegut