Comments | jorisu: Crazy customer is OMFG CRAZY

jorisu

Crazy customer is OMFG CRAZY

Jan 23, 2012 18:55

I had two gentlemen come up to my counter today, one of whom needed a link adjustment on a watch band. The other, apparently needed to vomit his radical religious ideology all over me. This is not an uncommon phenomenon, BUT WAIT! There's more ( Read more... )

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denelian January 24 2012, 09:07:22 UTC

it's because Florida really *IS* part of the South...

gods, PLEASE don't get kidnapped and turned into any sort of houseware - i'd miss you! [i *DO* miss you!]

jorisu January 24 2012, 20:11:04 UTC

Raped and eaten by wild dogs! Who the hell says that to a stranger while giving her a funny once-over????

denelian January 25 2012, 04:22:12 UTC

a creepy fucker who needs to be back on anti-psychotics?

*shudder*

Who Let The Dogs Out? joiless January 24 2012, 20:31:48 UTC

This is either the single greatest way to creep people into not remembering to charge you for service, or the single biggest looney-toon ever to show up at a Dakota hut.

Seriously.

I mean, I got the crazy Muslim guy who thought I'd led his daughter into sin (no seriously I did not know who this clown was), the furry who wanted to know if I'd have any watches that would match his fur (No) and the guy who wanted to know if my watches were assembled by "Chinks" in "their fucked up Chink country" but I never got informed about dog-rape/snack demon rituals or anything like that. This is some Life With Ed Gein shit right here. Yikes.