The Rules of Life
General Rules
The following violations will result in a monetary fine of no less than $200.00 as to be determined by Church Pastors and Elders: Failure to show up at church on time, Failure to attend a church service without written permission from a pastor or other agreed upon authority, Church parking lot violations, Single males or females ( Read more... )
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i like these the most:
-dancing and/or skipping
-hugging
-possession of pornographic material (except for widowed or single men over the age of 65)
-beards are not allowed except with special permission from Pastor Smith himself ----
this is funny considering the bible says to never let a razor near your head and to not cut your hair.----
-failure to submit to authority---
What athority? the nazis were athority. the KKK is anthority. so is greenpeace.
-the questioning of church authority is not tolerated and may result in dismissal---
you can't think for yourself is actually a rule? shit...
-failure to bring at least one new guest to church a week, failure to win at least one soul a week----
Win Souls? who the hell are these people? do they keep them in jars on the mantle?
i could go on.....
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this is a double standard: if it's ok for the old man to have, then it's ok for someone to make it. then it's ok to do the acts, and film them, sell that footage/print, and then the old dude or widow to buy it, thus possessing (unless they stole it, and thats bad too).
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That he told her all his heart, and said unto her. There hath not come a rasor upon mine head; for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother's womb: if I be shaven, then my strength will go from me, and I shall become weak, and be like any other man.
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Love love
Katie
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